I am munching happily on a stick of Dove Armicelli. And to my horror, what came as a full container of brown sticks has now dwindled down to two pathetic sticks.
Two! I have sinned greatly.
O Gods of Chocolates and Blubber, forgive this poor hungry and chocolate-craving girl..
Okay. One stick left in the container.

This reminds me of the song 100 Green Bottles. Or was it 1000 Green Bottles?
Anyhow the lines are forming in my head now..
10 Dove Armicellis standing in a row...

Da boyfriend has gone out for beer, leaving the poor girlfriend stuffing herself full with chocolate sticks in front of the telly.
Why is it that men have to drink, and then come home complaining about the glob of expanded skin that hangs by their belly?
As if its not enough, they have to turn their girlfriends to The Dark Side, making US be the victims of big bellies and unshrinkable fats. It's their way of saying, 'Ha! Welcome to the Beer Belly Club. You can start shutting your mouth about mine, now that you have yours'
And when they finally get us hooked, they try to slither their way out in the most uncanny ways.. when the complaints become too much to bear..
My boyfriend has heard enough of my rantings ('Dear! Look at my ball ball!') and the bad news is, he's gonna hear more.
Gleeful laughter.

I was watching the chinese serial on TV just now. Apparently Citigems is one of their sponsors because the ad kept popping on before and after the show started.
I'm not sure if the ad worked though. I keep seeing Fiona Xie's full breasts threatening to spill over neckline and was thinking to myself all the time, 'Oh no! Please do not show yourself!'
Not to mention what really made me like the ad was the Cranberries song. I liked the ad when i saw it for the first time so much, I went to search the whole computer for it and the song was the only song on my playlist for the entire week.
I love The Cranberries.
Oh, what was I talking about? Right. Citigems.

I am staring at the lonely Dove chocolate stick. No!!
I shall not let myself succumb to the chocolate..
I better get out before its too late, tata.

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It's 1.25 am on a school night, and blogging is the only way out of this sleepless night. Er, morning.

To make matters worse, my tummy is doing its own version of New Hip Hop Moves while I rack my brains for suitable topic to write on.
Not to mention that my computer keeps reminding me that i'm running on "Low disk space, please delete some things to clear space"

Maybe I should consider getting a loan from mom to buy ying's laptop. Hopefully, I can run EQ2 on it. Hehe :D
Oh no, whats the funny rumbling sound that my ancient desktop is making??! Eeks.

Probably a protest to my new computer idea. Uh-uh it aint working. The only game this.. thing can support now is Maple Story.
And sheesh, whoever plays that game now?
Although I must admit, I was highly drawn to the cute little mage hat and bouncing mushrooms.

Recently I've been hooked on EQ2-speak. So. /ponder.

Oh! I heard from mom that Cousin got promoted (Me,hopeful: "more heinekein beer?" Mom: "no. Still 24 cans every month.") and of the new life she has in her tummy now!
Yay! Im going to be an auntie again!
Hooray.
I heard from mom that Little Charmaine is taking things pretty well, though i doubt it -- she'll prolly smash her mom's tummy if she could to get the attention she wanted.
Anyhow, it's really great news and I look forward to my new little cousin.
And of course, a little bugger to bring on dates next time when me and dada get bored of facing each other.

Lately I've been procrastinating a lot. /Sigh. [get used to eQ2-speak u geeks!]
Homework, tuition, games..One day, I have to take a breather, sit myself down and finish up what i need to complete.
One day.

Tummy has gone from nauseous to hungry. It signals bed time for me because knowing myself, I would rummage for food and get to bed and I heard it's really bad to sleep right after eating.
So. I'll be camping here. I mean, I'll be signing off .

I hope i dont get better, it feels so good sleeping my whole day off.
Good night.

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